so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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