Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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