just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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