I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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