only if we run a train.
done.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I wish you could order shots online.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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