Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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