Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
thus making me awesome and them whores
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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