Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Dear god my vagina.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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