So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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