Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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