Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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