Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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