hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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