Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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