I seem to have left my pride at pride
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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