S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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