Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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