I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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