he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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