PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm both gender and math confused
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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