he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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