i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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