Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize
