I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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