Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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