I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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