yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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