I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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