ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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