Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I look better un-naked...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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