playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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