What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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