How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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