He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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