bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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