Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
