Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
we're making bets on your personal life
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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