We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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