Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
how drunk are you?
Several
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
