i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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