Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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