Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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