Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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