no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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