Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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