does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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