I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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