no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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