Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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