i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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