Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
How's work?
Spinning.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
