Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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