Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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